
it is much to late to be eating doritos
and the chest pains are beginning to resemble angina
(according to the google search and the hypochondriac spell)
it is much too late to be eating doritos, and even later for pepsi or bananas.
"furthermore, the highlighted advocacy work of said groups... "
it is much too late to be working on the conference presentation for tomorrow
bags, doritos, droopy eyes, cheese stained linen trousers, neck pains,chest hurts, hurts, hurts, broken wrists...
Call 911 immediately
if you experience some or all of these symptoms:
Pain, pressure, burning or squeezing in the chest, jaw, shoulders, back, or arms, that lasts more than 5 - 10 minutes (CHECK)
Unexplained shortness of breath lasting more than 5 -10 minutes (CHECK, well, now that you mention it)
Sudden severe nausea, vomiting, or indigestion (CHECK, i mean it could be the doritos)
Sudden sweating for no reason
Sudden unexplained extreme fatigue (CHECK - no it being 2.30 am has nothnig to do with this)
Loss of consciousness or fainting (CHECK, wait no, still awake)
Sudden, panicky feeling of doom (CHECK)
some? like 4 outta 5? don't 911 calls cost money?
i want to fix this. alone.
i want to.
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